Chapter 7: Escape with Your Life First
Liu Shoucai waved to him and said: "Don't ask, just hurry and leave. Come back tomorrow at dawn. What are you standing there for? Come over and help me, can't you see my legs are weak?"
Later, the Azure Fire Divine Owl also joined in the fun, making a clattering sound: "May that dead girl suffer from irregular menstruation, may her period be abnormal, and may her stomach ache from morning till night! Oh my goodness, I almost died in there! Just a little bit more! Xiao Liuzai, I owe you one!"
Damn it, prioritizing beauty over friendship! The Azure Fire Divine Owl tucked its head under its wing, muttering in protest.
Alright. The Fire God Owl is just making a fuss; it is clear that both of them acted recklessly in this matter
Then I felt a heaviness in my body, and the world began to spin around me
"I almost froze to death!" Liu Shoucai exclaimed, his eyes wide open.
What happened to you?" Eight Dous did not dare to stand up from the edge of the well, but his voice hurriedly came through.
What is going on? Ba Dou asked again
Easily exiting the village entrance, the person and the beast sat dejectedly on the ground at the village's edge
We will take turns sleeping at night, and when the rooster crows tomorrow, we will enter the village Liu Shoucai said this and then closed his eyes first
Liu Shoucai had no time to react before being knocked to the ground by the waves of impact, rolling several meters away like a tumbling gourd
After driving for more than ten kilometers, Liu Shoucai inserted a cassette into the car's tape recorder. Upon hearing the flowing chants inside, he let out a long sigh and slumped into the passenger seat as if he had lost all his bones.
No!" Liu Shoucai gritted his teeth and forced a word out from the depths of his throat
Liu Shoucai remarked about Badou Dao: "This village is quite eerie, almost like a concentration camp for the abnormal." After sighing once about his misfortune, Liu Shoucai recounted everything that had happened to him this time. Of course, he did not expect Badou to offer any constructive advice; his main purpose was to vent and alleviate his tense emotions.
On several occasions, Liu Shoucai nearly compromised his integrity, and there were even two instances where he was pursued by women for two whole streets, all thanks to the good deeds of this rascal, which you still cannot explain
The azure fire divine owl tapped its beak and said, "Master Bai almost met his end. Master Bai is a congenital spirit beast, lacking a true soul; unlike you, he cannot reincarnate. My mother, oh, she nearly scared me to death"
I don't know! Liu Shoucai is also feeling frustrated; this is the first time encountering such a situation. In the past, encountering moonlight corpses, vengeful spirits, or hanged ghosts would have been considered good luck.
Liu Ge, what have you encountered? Why are you so frightened? Ba Dou was startled by the actions of Liu Shoucai and the Bi Huo Shen Xiao, and couldn't help but feel tense as well
Liu Shoucai waved his hand and said, "It's nothing, I just almost turned into a meat pie"
Last time it was mentioned that Liu Shoucai and the Bi Huo Shen Xiao entered the village, nearly being crushed into a meat pie by a stone millstone that fell from the sky. Liu Shoucai's inherent aversion to being forced into doing things and engaging in scholarly matters was triggered, leading him to scold Bi Huo Shen Xiao, and he rolled up his sleeves, intending to fight for his life in the village
Ba Dou then stood up quickly and hurried over to Liu Shoucai's side to help him up. After the two returned to the car, Liu Shoucai patted his thigh and urged Ba Dou to hurry up and drive.
Ba Dou resignedly took out his phone to keep watch at night
"What a ridiculous thing to say! I forgot to block you in front!" Liu Shoucai shouted angrily
Oops! I accidentally bit my lip and spat out a mouthful of blood.
After realizing this, Liu Shoucai shouted towards the center of the village: "You have won! I will withdraw!" He then grabbed the neck of the Bi Huo Shen Xiao, ignoring its frantic flapping of wings, and slowly retreated towards the village entrance.
"Did you see where it was lost just now?" asked the Fire God Phoenix.
"Is this a complete set?" Liu Shoucai swallowed hard and asked with difficulty
This time, a stronger resentment emanated from the stone mill, transforming into shockwaves that distorted the surrounding air, creating circular shockwaves right before the eyes of the person and the beast
Liu Shoucai, holding the Azure Fire Divine Owl, rolled far away, and then both the man and the beast suddenly sprang up from the ground, reaching a height of over twenty centimeters.
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"I saw it, flying in from the north," Liu Shoucai stood up and patted his body, feeling a bit of tightness in his chest
Old Master Bai, I am furious and have lost my temper! Barking and mooing and bleating! The Azure Fire Divine Owl is pecking loudly, desperately twisting its body in an attempt to break free from this form and return to its magnificent appearance as the Azure Fire Divine Owl
Why?
Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out of here!
It is difficult to explain clearly at the moment; in short, we misjudged this time. That little girl, Xiao Jiu, is nothing but a disaster, a harbinger of misfortune! I could almost strangle her beautiful legs, letting this little girl flaunt herself everywhere. I truly do not understand how she found her way to this place. It is so remote that it could starve a horse, even kill a person! To think there is such a cursed place among these mountains, I, I, I! Liu Shoucai began to curse, looking as if he wanted to devour someone. To think there is such a cursed place among these mountains, I, I, I! Liu Shoucai began to curse, looking as if he wanted to devour someone. He wished he could swallow that girl named "Xiao Jiu" whole.
I did not expect that such a sinister character could exist in this remote mountain village; it seems that even that powerful corpse is merely a minor role, just a supporting character at the beck and call of others
Unfortunately, the most direct manifestation of resentment must be seen in either a corpse or a living person. At this moment, unable to bypass the village and without encountering any living individuals, one can only make conjectures out of thin air
This one is larger, with a diameter of at least 4 meters and a thickness exceeding 1 meter. It is lying horizontally on the ground, sinking in by at least 10 centimeters.
It was not they who jumped up, but rather they were shaken up.
"Shut up, you have no mother. When I found you, you were just a talking chicken." Liu He * Tu * Shou Cai stood up and kicked the Bi Huo Shen Xiao, cursing.
A stone mill fell from the sky
Liu Shoucai could not be bothered to deal with this person, who spent all day shouting about beautiful legs and slim waists, as if afraid that others would not know. How many times has this person made fun of him! How many times has he taken the blame for him! Who do you see walking down the street carrying a chicken cage? When he encounters a beautiful woman, before he even has a chance to strike up a conversation, he hears a whistle and shouts like a fool: "Beautiful lady, beautiful legs and slim waist, why not pair up with me, the esteemed Mr. Bai?"
The azure fire divine owl stood up with its rear end raised, turned around and ran off, disregarding Liu Shoucai and Badou, and directly dove back into the open trunk of 212, plunging straight into the chicken coop.
"My dear, I know you almost froze to death. So what shall we do now?" Ba Dou asked, suppressing the furious Liu Shoucai.
"Aside from the young and beautiful hens, could you possibly think of something else with that rooster brain of yours? The old man's grinding wheel has certainly fallen from the sky, and that force is not to be underestimated. I doubt we can handle it. Go out and find some reliable tools, and when day breaks, let's inquire with the villagers. At this moment, even if an atomic bomb were to explode, these villagers, blinded by resentment, would not awaken. We were careless this time; let's retreat for now," Liu Shoucai said. At this moment, even if an atomic bomb were to explode, these villagers, blinded by resentment, would not awaken. We were careless this time; let's retreat for now," Liu Shoucai said.
Liu Shoucai is not exactly a tough guy, nor can he be considered a hero. Although he appeared resolute and eager to fight just now, that was only because he did not realize he was outmatched. When he discovered the significant disparity in strength, he decisively chose to retreat. A wise man does not suffer immediate losses, and he firmly refuses to be a meat bun for the dog, as Liu Shoucai would never engage in a losing business deal.
As he was straining to twist, he suddenly saw Liu Shoucai lunging towards him in a swift motion, retracting his neck and shouting: "Xiao Liuzi, Bai Daye is male"
According to Liu Shoucai, in this day and age, anything can be eaten, including Sudan Red, gutter oil, and even jelly capsules made from shoe leather, but one must not suffer such losses
"Shut up!" Liu Shoucai threw the mineral water bottle beside him at the chicken coop and scolded, "Xiaobai, let me tell you, I can scold and hit Xiaojiu. If you dare to say even a single word against Xiaojiu again, I will send you to KFC to be a single bucket"
"What are we waiting for! Let's go up and defeat it!" The Emerald Fire Divine Hawk flapped its wings and shouted loudly.
The Emerald Fire Divine Owl is somewhat injured
After listening to this, Ba Dou nodded and said, "No wonder you felt so cold just now."
"You old man, I, I, the great master Bai, I, I..." The Bi Huo Shen Xiao watched as such a large creature descended from the sky and landed in the spot where it had just been standing. It trembled for a long time without uttering a complete sentence, truly frightened! Not to mention its current small rooster-like body, even if the real Bi Huo Shen Xiao were standing beneath it, it would be turned into a meat pie. It is estimated that once lifted, it could be directly made into a Mexican chicken wrap. Not to mention its current small rooster-like body, even if the real Bi Huo Shen Xiao were standing beneath it, it would be turned into a meat pie. It is estimated that once lifted, it could be directly made into a Mexican chicken wrap.
It was not until this moment that Liu Shoucai truly realized the terror of this village
The Azure Fire Divine Owl exclaimed emotionally: "Little Liu, I never expected that you would actually protect me? Old Master Bai is so moved!"